Jack and Jill are taking a bath in a bathtub. Suddenly Jill asks Jack: "Is it true that I will sink if you pull your finger out?"

KILROY WAS HERE

What does the Bata shoe factory and the US Post office have in common?
(ten thousand loafers...)

Come closer: it's smaller than you think!

For a good time call 745-3342
Area code ?

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